THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE ETHAN GREEN..

YOU TRAVEL TO A PARTY IN MONTRÉAL. Bucky WORRIES About A body CAVITY SEARCH AT THE CROSSING. IT LOESN'T TRANSPIRE.

•

MARCH 10, 1995

THE DAY OF THE PARTY YOU'RE EATING A BAGEL IN THE OLD JEWISH QUARTER. A PRETTY MAN LEAVES THE BAKERY, PiTchiNG YOU ATTITUDE. "YEA, I'& WANT ME Too, iF I WERE YOU." www

נד

www

Charcuterie

་་

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE 25

by Cric gener

HE LIVES SOMEWHERE IN THIS CITY. WITH WHOM? MAYLE WITH SOMEONE NOTHING LIKE YOUOR WORSE JUST LIKE YOU. LIKE YOUR LUCKY FRANCOPHONE double, NOW YOU FEEL SAD FOR NO Good REASON.. Jeez... WHAT do THEY PUT IN THESE BAGELS? FAIRMOUNTES

BACEL

Now YOU'RE IN This LITTLE BOUTIQUE. THE CLERK WATCHES BUCK EYEBALLING A NIFTY CLUB HAT. "SOIXANTE CINQ" HE TELLS BUCKY, APPARENTLY MISTAKING HIM FOR NATIVE,

UNITY

You'RE GOING TO GLOAT ABOUT THAT GUY THINKING YOU WERE FRENCH for THE REST OF THE TRIP, AREN'T YOU P...

bien entendu!

BUCKY, WHO YOU HAVEN'T SEEN OUT OF TIMBERLANDS IN YEATS, HAS ABRUPTLY GONE EURO, And is SPORTING THESE INTIMIDATING, POINTY "JOHN FLUEVOGS”.

THE TWO OF You do THE OBLIGATORY PRE-PARTY WORK OUT. YOU SCAN THE GLITZY GYM FOR ETIENNE. UNSUCCESSFULLY,

Dykes To Watch Out For

unconsummate professionals

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE RENT CHECK BOUNCED! JEZANNA'S GONNA FLIP! WHILE SHE'S OFF TENDING HER SICK MOTHER, WE'RE RUNNING HER STORE INTO THE GROUND!

CALM DOWN, MO. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. WHERES THE RECEIPT FOR THE DEPOSIT YOU MADE ON THE THIRTIETH?

UM...

IT'S NOT THERE? JEEZ.

HEY, MO. THEY JUST DELIVERED THE TRIBUNE WITH YOUR REVIEW IN IT! CHECK IT OUT. SAPPHIC STROKE BOOK SATISFIES."

OFFICE

"

207

10% Tribune

DICK ARMEY TO BARNEY FRANK:

IM SORRY I CALLED YOU BARNEY FAG

OH MY

GOD!

YEAH. LOOKS LIKE THEY EDITED OUT A LOT OF YOUR CONTEXTUAL-

IZING POLITICAL ANALYSIS.

RUBIN

NO, I MEAN THE DEPOSIT!

I NEVER MADE IT!

IT'S,UH...

BEEN LYING ON THE FLOOR ALL

THK TIME.

WHAT? MO, I WAS AWAKE ALL NIGHT WON DERING HOW I'D SCREWED THE BOOKS UP! HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?

I BET YOU KICKED IT UNDER THERE LAST WEEK WHEN YOU AND DEIRDRE WERE ROLLING AROUND HALF-NAKED, HUH, MO?

10% Films

FRANK BARME "NO PROBLEM. DICK. I MEAN,

DICK

©1995 BY ALISON BECHDEL

HALFNAKED?! WHO'S DEIRDRE?

UH... I HAFTA GET THIS TO THE CREDIT UNION NOW.CAN YOU DRIVE ME, LOIS?

MO, WAIT! DID YOU ORDER A HUNDRED COPIES OF THIS SIXTY-

DOLLAR "BOB AND ROD' COFFEE TABLE BOOK?

NMMING

2008

OH, SHIT! I'LL DEAL WITH IT WHEN I GET BACK.

OKAY, GLORIA. I'M ALL DONE. LET'S PUT THEIR SNOWSUITS BACK ON AND GO TO THE PARK.

MUMMUM.

SO WHO'S MO BEEN ROLLING AROUND NAKED WITH? SOUNDS PRETTY HOT.

YEAH, I'LL HAVE TO CALL LOIS LATER FOR THE DETALS. JEEZ, I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD SEX WA SEMIPUBLIC PLACE.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I KNEW HAVING A KID WOULD CHANGE) THINGS, BUT I NEVER EXPECTED ANA AND I WOULD BECOME A LESBIAN BED DEATH STATISTIC.

LOIS, I CAN'T SEEM TO DO THE SIMPLEST THINGS RIGHT LATELY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

NOTHING GETTING FUCKED SILLY WON'T FIX. EVERYONE KNOWS, BRAIN CELLS DIE OFF MUCH MORE QUICKLY IN THE ABSENCE OF REGULAR, STRENUOUS SEXUAL ACTNITY.

MO, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND ASK REALLY? DEIRDRE OVER FOR

SUCCOTASH OR SOMETHING. SOON.

HEATHER

HAS ONE

Reach 40,000 Readers Every Other Friday

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

Advertise in the Gay People's Chronicle. Call 216.631.8646

Hey Cowboy... lookin' for love?

lander an over to the gersonals, rowå

good ones and give 'em a coli

1-900-370-7566

$1./min.

GPC Cleve, OH

Men In Touch

it's the latest craze

Men In Touch is six week discussion/rap group · for gay and bisexual men of all ethnic backgrounds. It's a great way to meet other men in a comfortable setting, a great way to get in touch with yourself, and a great way to get in touch with our community.

MONDAY, MARCH 13th, 6:00-8:00 pm,

GLB Community Center,

W.29th Street (just off Detroit)

meet men make friends LEARN

ABOUT YOURSELF meet men get involved LEARN ABOUT OUR COMMUNITY

meet men

Have questions? Call Jan at 621-0766